grabitational features

Features, such as the butt, that can be grabbed. The nice features of your significant other or any hot person.

You see a hot girl/guy and look her/him up and down. You point out her/his nice grabitational features. Nice butt, legs, chest, etc.

by Ms. G-baby July 19, 2009

Gravitational Wealth

A mass of wealth so great that it can bend tax codes and pull governments out of their natural orbits.

Guy 1 - Did you read about the candidate who was so rich he used his money to lobby for a lower tax rate for himself?
Guy 2 - Yeah. That is some gravitational wealth.

by Plongeur April 25, 2012

Grabulations

Grabulations is a phrase somewhat simalar to grope, but can apply to many non-sexual things. Variations inculude: Grabulated, Grabbled, Grabulafucking (The extremely sexual variant, used to describe someone who fucks entirely by grabbing and thrusting.)

"I enjoy titular grabulations."

by noogle November 18, 2003

Gabitation

The theory in which the passage of time seems to increase when around a Gabby.

While with a Gabby: That two hours felt like 30 minutes, must be gabitation!

by TheKmank December 29, 2009

gravitational masturbation

When u jerk off and jump repeatedly while screaming "IM IN SPACEEE" before cumming all over the planets

Guy: dude i masturbated last night and it was one of those gravitational masturbation ones and I nutted all over the solar system

Dude: I nutted all over my neighbors roof last night and had to spend a day in prison

by looneylobs August 5, 2017

Gravitationally Challenged

A politically correct term used to describe a fat, overweight, chubby, pleasantly plump, rotund or obviously obese individual.

Look at that guy swallowing Big Macs like their Tic Tacs when he's already gravitationally challenged.

by Seth Jordan May 28, 2008

Gravitational Tantrum

A temper tantrum during which your child drops to the floor and writhes around as if being sucked into the floor by a massive gravitational pull.

My husband woke our son as he took him out of his car seat, which usually leads to disaster. Sure enough, as soon as we went inside the house, he pulled one of those gravitational tantrums.

by fteegardin August 2, 2010