gourmet

Any food sprinkled with parsley or served on a square plate.
"I thought the spaghetti bolognese was boring, but look... now it's gourmet."
by Andy Skye August 31, 2005
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gourmet

"cool" or "dope" from Aaron Karo's ruminations, www.aaronkaro.com
For instance, one could say “Damn, those sneakers are gourmet!” or “That chick you took home last night had a gourmet ass.”
by The man April 12, 2004
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gourmet

a sub-standard home made food that is not as good as its cheaper, commercially made equivalent
My dad's gourmet mac & cheese is much worse than Kraft Dinner.
by elind85 June 16, 2011
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Ghetto Gourmet

Ghetto Gourmet is when you make a meal with a little bit of money but with a whole lot of flavor. Usually involves ramen noodles and foods that don't normaley go together.
Mark: man i'm hungry but theres nothing to eat
Chris: no problem homie G ill wip us some ghetto gourmet
by Tatert the tot June 02, 2017
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Gourmet kitchen

An abstract term used by Realtors to add appeal to listings. Theoretically, it refers to a higher-end kitchen, but it has become used so loosely, that there are no clear defining factors that separate a 'gourmet kitchen' from a 'kitchen.'
Remodeled gourmet kitchen with custom white cabinets and black granite countertops. New appliances, plenty of cupboards and drawer space. Hardwood floors downstairs. 3 bedrooms upstairs with full bath remodeled with granite counters. Plenty of built ins for storage and linens and such.
by tckrtckr May 16, 2007
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mini gourmet

A Diner in San Jose, California. They're open 24 hours and usually busiest during the late hours of the night. A much better alternative to Denny's.
3 am? Let's go to the Mini Gourmet for some milkshakes.
by HHROTHGAR April 23, 2008
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Gourmet Teabag

The act of covering your nuts with feces and then into your partner's mouth.
Gross, I just watched Stan give Mike the filthiest gourmet teabag!
by Fred97 October 26, 2011
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