Gorilla Sloth

A rare sub-species of sloth that is carnivorous. This species depends on the ignorance of other mammals to feed and thrive. It uses its harmless appearance and slow movement to get close to creatures before pouncing quickly and tearing through flesh with its sharp claws and teeth. Because it can garner lots of calories in this way, it only needs to feed about once a week. For the rest of the week, it mimics the habits of the common sloth. It does not feed on the common sloth because it requires the veil of innocence that sloth-ness typically denotes. It uses the ignorance of other beings to sneak up and feed on unsuspecting animals. (including human children and small adults)

Don't trust that dude. He may seem straight but if you let him get close he'll go all gorilla sloth on you.

by sepha June 8, 2011

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Gorilla shit

Taking a shit wherever you damn well please.

I was over yonder at the Walmart and this bitch was taking a gorilla shit right in the aisle

by Monkeylover126 September 22, 2018

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Gorilla Simpin

1| An aggresive and/or violent way that a simp acts to attract a girl

Boy: *Hits girl* *calls her a b#tch*
*1 hour later*
Girl: Some dude tried Gorilla Simpin to win me over, I didn't work out though

by GrandSider August 7, 2020

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Gorilla Swag

when you arch your back and puff out your chest while wearing a lifting belt, (it make you look like a gorilla)

Bro got that Gorilla Swag fr

by Elv1Z January 20, 2023

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Gorilla Salad

1. A thick, course public bush reminiscent of the jet black hair of the eastern mountain gorilla (G. beringei beringei).

2. Professional ice hockey player and all around mouth-breathing dick-clown Daniel Carcillo.

Chicago Blackhawks forward Dan "Gorilla Salad" Carcillo has been suspended indefinitely, pending an in-person hearing with the NHL's Department of Player Safety regarding an act of aggravated stupidity.

by Tankho February 26, 2013