Goatshark

When one force one’s partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.The woman braces herself facing a wall, naked, hands against the wall, legs spread, bent over so that her ass is lusciously jutting out. (hint: She might want to wear a biking helmet and some rollerblading wrist guards to avoid serious injury.) Next, the guy also naked as well as stiff cocked, walks to the opposite end of the room, places his palms together and raises them above his head, (thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark) and begins chanting the theme to Jaws. When given some predetermined signal, the guy sprints toward the girl at full speed with his pelvis-out, fin protruding, and rams her dead square in the ass.

Sawyer forced the transgender named andrew to goatshark him because he was a lonely, pububesent teen.

by Tyler_has_sawyer_in_peepee May 27, 2018

gookshake

A glass of semen, typically consumed by women of Asian descent. Different flavors of this enticing beverage can be created by different races of people, or by artificial flavoring (not recommended).

A chocolate gookshake was prepared by niggers, and then enjoyed by the slutty gook. It was so good, that spices from the wetbacks were not even needed.

by bah1470 August 5, 2011

GoonHawk

when people get mohawks, who shouldnt have a mohawk, they are actually wearing the goonhawk.

Jason: Hey Kroeger you should get a mohawk again it was awesome last time

Kroeger: Ok Jason you are always right i like your ass

Jason: Dude, you look like a goon, you got a goonhawk

by Auneeezy October 13, 2005

MoonShark

The one guy in the whole world that makes me smile just by seeing him. He makes me the happiest person on earth even though I say I hate him. :3

That damn MoonShark lost and he knows it.

by SnoogensMcFally July 9, 2011

Goonshapoon

A ritualistic and unholy concoction formed when a gooner gets so horny the begin using shampoo as a part of their "gooning enhancement routine." Typically involves slathering themselves in slippery, sudsy shampoo while edging to the brink of ego death.

Me and my boys got so worked up in the gym shower we where on the verge of a goonshapoon.

by Phoxphor June 18, 2025