Goocher 

Absolutely nothing. Zero.

"Playing cards, I dealt Paul a goocher, and he went back 5 points."

Goocher by ELMEL86 June 12, 2012

Goocher 

As opposed to the typical wedgie which gets lodged in your asshole, this specific wedgie will get lodged in your gooch area causing much discomfort and confusion.

I went to pick the wedgie out of my ass, but after many failed attempts at freeing the underwear from my rectal area, I had realized I had a goocher

Goocher by Voigts April 22, 2008

Goocher 

A "goocher" is a man who loves the smell, taste or texture of the gooch.

"Man, Johnny really loves the gooch, especially sweaty gooch... he's a super goocher!"

Goocher by IceNine December 3, 2006

goocher 

person who likes to touch, lick, or flick gooches (plural for gooch)

Check this guy out, looks like a real goocher!

goocher by moosethemooche August 19, 2010

goocher 

wanna be pimp, player

someone who has no game, style, or moves...

Someone who tries to be a ladies man but hooks up with a roommates sister.

Could be a nice guy but tries to hard

goocher by U Know Who February 17, 2005

Goocher 

Having two different women get you off within a 24 hour period.

I'm gonna try to fuck two different hoez this week-end and pull me a goocher.

Goocher by CHIWOOD October 26, 2003

goocher 

Someone that you think is totally hot.

That guy over there is a total goocher.

goocher by skully j September 29, 2007