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Goobert

a fucking goobert
you built like a fuckass goobert”
by mike caulkhertz December 1, 2025
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Goobert Snoobert

That guy is a Goobert Snoobert
by taterdoesthings January 5, 2024
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oobert goobert

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by Oobert Goobert December 22, 2019
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Snoobie Goobert

A really serious person.

Someone who's brain is as big as an elephant >:(.
This person smells like fruity fungus.
by FellowMonker January 20, 2025
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floopy goober

A floopy goober is a bitch ass nigga. This insult first appeared in the song "What the fuck right now" by Tyler the creator and ASAP Rocky
by wayway June 23, 2016
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gooberment

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.
by Phreeradical January 2, 2012
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Goober Dick

A little Bitch Cunt named Esteban that works at Sonic in San Antonio. Who doesn't ever do shit because he's an intiteled mommys boy who thinks he's the shit but is just shit.
Joe: Hey man Adam's acting like a Goober Dick.

Mike: Yeah he seems like a bitch today
by John_465 August 19, 2016
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