Gomes

Epic, yet avoidable Fuck Up. Has its origins with Tottenham Hotspurs FC Goalkeeper Huerelho Gomes, who has a nack for making the difficult saves look easy while messing up simple saves

Can also mean a fuck up that is derived from overthinking a situation that requires quick thought.

See also. Usless.

To pull a Gomes: 'Dude, I just dropped my phone in the toilet!'

'Well you shouldn't have been talking on it while having a piss you fucking Gomes'

To Gomes. 'Is this my stop? dang, I hate taking the bus, If I get off here, I can go round the corner to the shop, maybe bump into a hottie and...Ah Fuck...missed it...total Gomes.'

by Jazzmonkey May 5, 2011

João Gomes

The COOLEST in the entire UNIVERSE. You're lucky af if you have a João in your life specifically João Gomes because he be intelligent, funny and the most caring dude on this planet.

This mans got self respect on a whole other level, also I could go on about his looks but I'm tryna type this under 5 mins not 100 years.
AND DONT WORRY HE AINT IGNORING YOU HE IS A SOCIALLY AWKWARD INTP <3

"I need help idk what to dooo"
"bro talk to João Gomes even if he doesn't know how to help he will 100% make you feel happier"

by g1ng3r5auru5 January 5, 2022

Jonny Gomes

Easily the best player in Major League Baseball history. His greatness cannot be expressed properly in words. It has been rumored that he is the son of God himself and I don't doubt it for a second.

LOL, Jonny Gomes homered again.

by Kenny1243 May 5, 2006

shania gomes

shania is a blessing to have. she Is one of the nicest people to know and shes always there to look after you. she has the kindest personality that will make anyone wanna be her friend. overall she is a compassionate person to have as a friend

look at that shania Gomes over there.

by youmammagay2 May 1, 2019

Benjamin Gomes

A guy who likes to munch curry, he is always interested in watching high school dxd. A Benjamin Gomes is a good person.

I'm Benjamin Gomes and I like curry

by Thebitchradiationcure February 23, 2021

Johnny Gomes

Average baseball player at best who is usually a liability to his team but then miraculously hits the home run of his life to win a playoff series thus ruining everything about baseball. This is a common occurrence in baseball and it often ruins the better team from winning the playoff series. Johnny Gomes will never have to buy a beer in the city of Boston for the rest of his life.

Idiot Friend: Puig just hit a 3 run homer to beat the Brewers in game 7
Me: Fuck that pitcher for letting him Johnny Gomes his team. What a loser.

by TheUndisputedTruth October 21, 2018

Michael Gomes

The man they say who never blinks twice. Because when he does, you would be dead.

They say you should face him in Tetris, otherwise... you would be playing Borderlands. Of course, who the hell would play that.

The most feared Modern Warfare 2 player alive. When he joins a full lobby, hes the only one in the room. When they see his presence, they allow themselves to be target practice.

He is, the most interesting man in the world.

Have you heard? Michael Gomes is the word.

by Dyllon Bender July 6, 2010