Glogglebuster

/GLO-GUL-BUS-TER/ (noun) One who is of or pertaining to a gloggle or someone with an inversely quank outlook on life.

Dave used to be a real glogglebuster until he stopped faffing about.

by Faffy McFafferson October 17, 2014

goggleboy

Any number of goggle-wearing protagonists found in anime and manga. Characterized by massive aviator or welding goggles worn around the neck or head. If there is a group of misfit kids, the goggleboy is always the leader. Usually spiky-haired and hyperactive, goggleboys are a staple of the media along with catgirls and giant robots.

Contrary to the name, goggleboys do not always need to wear goggles. Non-functioning sunglasses, bandannas, or just extra spiky hair along with single-minded determination and hyperactivity qualify for goggleboy status. Not all goggle wearing boys qualify for goggleboy status.

Tai and all his successors from Digimon are eponymous to the goggleboy image.

"Just cause your obnoxious and wearing those speedo goggles around your neck, doesn't mean I'm going to follow you though the woods."

"But I'm the goggleboy! I've got tons of cute charisma so you have to do what I say."

"No. Just, no."

by skypiratejack November 14, 2007

gogglybomba

A moment of mad confusion. Being confused about being confused. You don't know why you are confused.

Sam doesn't understand how to put together the table and becomes confused but she doesn't know why. She is experiencing Gogglybomba

by Crunchy church monkeys June 7, 2020

glagglebum

an amazing food! it sadly can only be found in the land of "ur nan" only the bravest of men have ever tried to aquire this golden food and they have all failed.

"i wish i could get my hands on some glagglebum"

by juicy watermelon July 1, 2020

Googlebomb

A Googlebomb is an effort to make as many links as possible to a certain website from various other websites to increase the pagerank of that certain website, increasing its rank on search results for a certain search. The aim is to make your website appear as the first result for a specific search term.

The first search for "Finding Chuck Norris" is a page that looks like a google search result telling you "Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you." This page was googlebombed to the first rank under "Finding Chuck Norris".

by Amin Itani May 29, 2008

googlebump

The bump Google gives a page in search results by catering to everything Google wants you to do as they own the universe.

Wow, setting up Google Authorship is sure to give my blog a googlebump!

by Marqana September 4, 2014

gogglecom

That terrible mispelling of google that you accidentally type sometimes

Dah shit, I fucking typed gogglecom in my browser again!

by Pops Freshenmeyer October 19, 2003