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Goat Roped

To give up without even trying. Comes from a goat roping competition observation that once goats have been roped several times, they begin to just fall over and give up.
The IS help desk has completely goat roped the rest of the organization; when someone notices a problem they just give up and don't bother to call the help desk anymore.
by JoeJimBob September 30, 2008
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goat roping

CHRIS IS PLAYING THAT GOAT ROPING MUSIC AGAIN
by THE KRACKEN February 22, 2014
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goat rope

A situation or activity that has become completely fucked up, or, an exercise in futility. The phrase comes from the image of a goat, tied down with a rope, humping the rope but not getting anywhere. Similar to goat fuck.
These directions are useless - trying to find this place is such a goat rope.
by johnny501 October 9, 2005
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Goat Rope

Goat rope basically means pain in the ass. Imagine what a pain it would be to pull a goat by a rope and you got it.

Rural phrase makes good here in DC.
Man...this is such a goat rope. (Said while stuck in bad traffic.)
by Kates March 7, 2005
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Alabama goat rope

When you wake up in a Mexican jail cell with your asshole on fire and a failed clown, a masked luchadore, and your 7th grade gym teacher from twenty years ago smile creepily at you.
Marco wakes up confused by his surroundings. MARCO: " Oh my god, I'm in jail and my asshole is on fire." The Failed clown toots his clown horn twice. FAILED CLOWN: "Congratulations... you've just experienced an Alabama goat rope. And you're in Mexico." MARCO: "Is that Mr. Hines, my 7th grade gym teacher? FAILED CLOWN: " Yes, he's the reason for your burning asshole." A masked luchadore squeezes the clown horn. Everyone laughs...except Marco.
by Terio Marin June 19, 2016
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