Roger Guggenheim

A Roger Guggenheim is a college student known for spreading chlamydia among the masses. He's the worst person you can imagine; he's bigoted, arrogant, and downright annoying. Roger Guggenheim studies business and wears sweaters even in the dead of summer, which is why he's so stinky all the time. His favorite pastimes include conspiring with the Iocal rodents, disturbing the peace in the library, defecating on the floors of communal showers, and spreading diseases for fun. Roger Guggenheim's exploits are greatly exaggerated, but like most myths, the stories are built on truth.

"He knew he had chlamydia and he still spread it everywhere-- what a Roger Guggenheim."

by rogerguggenheimapologist September 1, 2022

guggenheim

to have a German manwhore rip your nipple ring off.

Dah! I went to Europe and I was guggenheimed!

by bread infection December 28, 2005

glubinheimer

word used to see how high you really are. if you are unable to say the word correctly, that means that you have smoked way to much, and should hold off for a couple of hours.

Person one- "Kris, say glubinheimer."

Kris- "(laughing) Gluubiinnnheeiiimeerrrr!"

Crowd- Laughing

by Joe12345 October 5, 2006

guggenheim

What women type via text when they are at a loss for words

*Conversation via txt*
woman - I'm hungry
guy - what do you want?
woman - I don't know
guy - how about sushi
woman - I'm allergic
guy - how about Chinese take out?
woman - ehhhhhhhh
guy - you want to choose then?
woman - guggenheim

by daquizzle July 25, 2019

Gugenheimer

An old man who is the goofiest person ever. Sometimes creepy. Usually really old and annoying. Not usually a quiet person. Similar to a "goober" except a "goober" is a younger person.

Johhny: Old man Higgens is such a gugenheimer.
Suzy: I know, he's really creepy.
Johnny: And he smells like piss.

by fukd erpen sowminy waiz December 23, 2009

Gugenhiem

The face you make just before you bust a nut.

Watching Porn..."Did you see that dudes Gugenhiem before he blew his load on that chicks face?"

by Sirmacalot6 June 29, 2009

marc guggenheim

a weak and complicit man who claims reverse sexism exists

wow marc guggenheim is weak and complicit and looks like a raw tator tot

by fuckyouwhitemen January 21, 2018