tribesman's glory

a glory hole through a grass hut

i was so horney in somalia, i stuck my dick in a tribesman's glory

by ^^!$#@ October 15, 2022

Schrödinger's Glory Hole

when you don't know if it's a woman or a femboy on the other side but you still slip it in anyways and find out later

Jackson: fuck man I went to that glory hole expecting a femboy, but I got a woman slobbering all over my meat 😭😭

Leo: mustard been a Schrödinger's Glory Hole then

by theJuanwhoknocks September 6, 2025

Morning Glory Rooster(s)

When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.

Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...

Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?

Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!

Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...

The end.

by stereoGeeza March 15, 2014

what's the story morning glory?

a question asked when talking to someone with a cocaine hang-over

hey, what's the story morning glory?

by madferit March 14, 2003

glory seeker

Somebody who especially in football favours a team only because they are successful to become part of his glory. Not much liked by real football supporters who stand to their team even in bad times.

Guy 1: Hey haven´t you supported Chelsea last year?

Me: Yeah but now I like Man Utd, ´cause they play great and won Championsleague again.

Guy 2: Man, you´re a just a glory seeker!

Me: Jep, life´s too short to feel for losers.

by Chrisfm23 May 1, 2009

Glory shot

Jesus Christ holy ejaculation what is known as a money shot of the fake person there's no God

Glory shot prayers

by Kingofdick March 7, 2020

Glory Socks

The act of having sex whilst being nearly but not quite naked, by wearing nothing but your socks - a fact which is unknown to your partner until post-sex Glory Sock bragging is performed. This apparently irritates some people which makes it even more awesome. Works best with ridiculous socks.

Bert: That was amazing!!!

Toff: Check this out *points to feet immediately after sex*

Bert: What???! I can't believe you still have your socks on!

Toff: Glory Socks!! Say whaaaat?!

by KingTen87 September 16, 2011