glork

A professional pro-Microsoft troll.

A : Fuck, I just got a Kernel Panick.
glork : LOL. Next time, you should use Windows, you dickhead.

A : Fuck, I just got a Blue Screen of Death.
glork : LOL. Next time, you shouldn't surf on pr0n websites, you dickhead.

by Zeraw07 April 1, 2009

glork

To derive meaning of a word from the context it is used.

I had to glork what my manager was saying when he told me to "stop fjording around and get to workies", but i could only speculate what he was trying to get at.

by Blaine April 8, 2004

Glork

Glork is the word used to express a feeling of too much anger.

*Hits arm on door*

"Glork, I hit my arm again"

by LordLudibrious October 21, 2018

Glorking

The act of massaging the tip of the penis to the base to expand it.

“Dude i was glorking so much my tip exploded”

by PaulTheFish July 18, 2024

Glork

An unidentified action or verb, potentially/primarily used as a replacement for inappropriate use or behavioral words.

Nexces: I’m gonna glork you so hard
Xarmuus: OH YES GLORK ME!! 😘

by NexcesGlorkMaster January 21, 2024