glork

A professional pro-Microsoft troll.

A : Fuck, I just got a Kernel Panick.
glork : LOL. Next time, you should use Windows, you dickhead.

A : Fuck, I just got a Blue Screen of Death.
glork : LOL. Next time, you shouldn't surf on pr0n websites, you dickhead.

by Zeraw07 November 20, 2008

glork

To derive meaning of a word from the context it is used.

I had to glork what my manager was saying when he told me to "stop fjording around and get to workies", but i could only speculate what he was trying to get at.

by Blaine April 08, 2004

Glorking

The act of massaging the tip of the penis to the base to expand it.

“Dude i was glorking so much my tip exploded”

by PaulTheFish July 18, 2024

Glork

An unidentified action or verb, potentially/primarily used as a replacement for inappropriate use or behavioral words.

Nexces: I’m gonna glork you so hard
Xarmuus: OH YES GLORK ME!! 😘

by NexcesGlorkMaster January 21, 2024

Glork

Glork is the word used to express a feeling of too much anger.

*Hits arm on door*

"Glork, I hit my arm again"

by LordLudibrious October 21, 2018