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Glogged

The state of being so drunk that you need to get your stomach pumped.
yo he got so fucked in the other room, might be glogged
by FerretGod January 31, 2021
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GLOG

It is an acronym used by some card carrying nerds, for the phrase "Good Looking Out G."
Guy: "Hey I got you some pizza roles for the magic tournament tonight"

Other Guy: "GLOG!"

Guy: "WERD"
by basementaljack August 5, 2010
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glogging

the act of telling a story repeatedly in an attempt to be funny.
George: One time, when i was in 1st grade, i walked in on Fred taking a crap.

Rasheed: George, stop glogging it's extremely annoying.

George: Sorry.
by fookyahmaurice August 18, 2010
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Glogs

Cigarettes; can also be used as a verb,
as in, glogging (smoking a cigarette) or in the singular, i.e.- glog.
(This word originated in Ridgewood, New Jersey, a town which developed its own slang and language of sarcasm. It was essentially pioneered and cultivated by the infamous Stephan Ross of 118 Lincoln Avenue Fame.)
What kind of glogs do you smoke?;

Can I have a glog?;

It sucks that Bloomberg passed that law that you can no longer glog in bars;

I would tell him but he borrowed my lighter and is now outside glogging...
by Ridgewood September 29, 2004
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glog

Glog, the sound a woman makes while deep throating a massive cock.
Man 1: Damn dude! you see that chick?
Man 2: Glog, glog, glog. Nah mean?

Man 1: Coming out tonight Wes?
Man 2: Nah, chilling with the girl.
Man 1: Glog, glog, glog!

Man: Yeah, take that shit bitch!
Woman: GLOG GLOG GLOG *cough* GLOG GLOG *drool*
Man: Yeah look at those blood shot eyes!
by Seventk June 7, 2011
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glog

A term used to describe the act of face-fucking. An example of onomatopoeia, because the sound made by face-fucking is usually, "GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG etc..."
"I heard Tony gave that bitch a rusty trombone last night"

"Nah, dude he totally glogged her. I could hear GLOG GLOG GLOG GLOG from all the way in the other room. It sounded like someone was smacking two fish together."
by Dr. Milk Chocolate McNugzzz March 17, 2010
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GLOG

An acronym for "Go Look On Google"
Dakota: What's firefox?!??!?!?!
Toonie: GLOG.
by Artoonie December 11, 2007
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