Glass Closet Syndrome

An absurdly flamboyant gay man that is either unaware or still in denial about his sexuality and either way doesn't realize that it is abundantly obvious to every other human being except Terri Schiavo

"What is Mitch doing with a girlfriend? That kid's gayer than teletubby figure-skaters."

"yeah...it's a pretty severe case of Glass Closet Syndrome."

"Well, you cant blame a guy for trying. What's the girls story?"

"...oh, she's just retarded."

by LEVIATHAN1000 February 25, 2010

The Glass Closet

When a homosexual is in the closet but everyone who meets them know that they're totally gay. Resulting in a closet that is completely see through.

Bill: Hey you guys check out this cute sweater I got at the mall.
Steven: Dude is Bill Gay?
Todd: Officially no, but everyone knows he's in the glass closet.

by stonetemplepilot May 1, 2014

The Glass Closet

When a person is closeted, but everyone knows that hey are gay.

Chelsea: *asking Lauren* Who are you kissing under the mistletoe?
Camila: Me!
Lauren: Nooo *gay panic*
Inside Chelsea’s mind: Wow Camila’s in the Glass closet.

by Stassii December 26, 2018

glass door closet

A term to describe a homosexual who is still in the closet, yet everyone else can clearly see their sexuality. Therefore the closet they are in as a glass door closet.

Johno: "Man, I think Ryan is definitely gay, but he says he's not."

Steve: "Yeah man he's gay, he's just in a glass door closet."

by kay lost April 25, 2010

Glass Door Closet

The metaphorical location of a flamboyantly homosexual person who refuses to own up to their gay ways.

Yeah, he obviosuly likes dudes, but I guess he's in the Glass Door Closet

by Alagai March 22, 2017

the closet is glass

is used to tell someone that they're borderline homosexual even though they claim otherwise, which is telling them that the closet they're hiding in is transparent, everyone can see them clearly in that closet.

"Dude, have you heard Lady Gaga's song 'Boys Boys Boys'? I'm not gay but it's just sooooo good! She's such a queen."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."

by sackO'tatoes December 12, 2023

the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore

lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???

by iamlexiv December 6, 2023