Ethan Girard

Skinny white kid who can’t do a pull-up

Wow you really pulled an Ethan Girard

by Gerhardt Ian April 26, 2022

Girard's law

Coined by fat retard and known iFunny user "Girard", his law, which was written in purple crayon, states that anyone viewing this must subscribe to his account.

This guy. He has swag. "Girard"? Fuck, he makes me wet. I must subscribe. It is law. Girard's law. Lol
-Girard, wearing groucho marx glasses

by SexyGirl77 May 10, 2020

Thomas Girard Green

black kid

thomas girard green is black

by Edward Graham Binkleton June 9, 2022

Jack Girard

Had a mega tumor as a baby
His dick is massive

Yo have you seen Jack Girards penis tumor?
No why?
It’s massive

by coochieslayer69696 December 17, 2018

stephen girard work

Useless work required to be done only to prevent idleness. For example, moving a pile of bricks from one location to another only to return them to the original spot. Busy work.

Shoveling snow in a snow storm is real Stephen Girard work.

by Raysipse July 6, 2025

Nicolas Girard

Nicolas Girard is the definition of perfection probably the best person that can exist on earth

Can be use too describe perfection of perfection Nicolas Girard

by The goat of humanity November 23, 2021