Giving Squidward the business

The act of jacking off

1.) "Whoops, just walked in on some dude giving Squidward the business".

2.) "Give me a few minutes. Just gotta finish giving Squidward the business".

3.) "She left me blueballed so I had to give Squidward the business"

by CB and BC March 6, 2014

Giving

used before describing something or if used alone means serving like serving a look

Wen I said “the dress is giving”
Or to describe something “it’s giving bundle up” if it’s cold outside

by MariamFromTheDMV March 23, 2020

Giving the dog a bath

Putting your balls in a woman's vagina. Just like giving a dog a bath, it just won't stay in there.

Dude. I was to giving the dog a bath but my Jessica wouldn't let me. Now I got cold balls.

by Scout was fat. July 21, 2016

it’s giving cher

To mean that the closet is made of glass and all the gays™️ can see right through the facade.

“Did you see Brian’s story?”
“Oh my god I know! It’s giving cher…”
“Right? I know we aren’t supposed to speculate but all the signs are there.”

by CucciMama September 27, 2021

Lebron giving back to communities

Another acronym for LGBTQ.

Yeah I support Lebron giving back to communities. If I had that fame I'd give back to my community too.

by ambasingnetcom October 30, 2022

giving sondies

sondies is the term for 'fingering'.

may also be used as 'giving arse/ass sondies'

term derives from the horrible sweaty damp smell you get wearing old Sondico goalkeeper gloves in football

"Did u give her some sondies?"

"I saw this lad giving sondies in the cubicle"

"I saw Andy giving arse sondies"

by belterchild December 21, 2009

giving me the gears

Giving the gears is to tease someone by giving them a bit of a hard time but not in a harsh or unkind way.

They were giving me the gears because I went golfing with the boss.

by Levk February 11, 2017