gurch

dog piss

dude the dog gurched all over the rug last night at 2am and i stepped in it on the way to the bathroom

by e.harmon8 March 1, 2019

Gurchand

the best .

me; does something that makes me superior

random praisiee ; wow you're the Gurchand

by slimshady12345678 June 13, 2019

Gurch

Any member of the Church family.

(Numerous exceptions include Charlotte Church and the Roman Catholic Church).

Many have a tendency to say "Gah" a lot.

Gah! It's Gurch!

by Bob Gurch May 25, 2004

Flaming Gurch

A ginger who obssess having sex with animals

Clayton was being such a flaming gurch I took his animal whores away.

by Bonnett August 9, 2007

glurch

a quiet/medium volumed sound made with the back of the throat used by pigeons like this..

ghrhrhrmmmmnnm

Razzall: Have you noticed that noise he makes?
Becky: Yeah its weird isnt it?
Razzall: Yeah he like.. glurches
Becky: :| He fingered me in history.

by beckylines April 29, 2008

Guurch

When someone does something badass or funny, say guurch.

Man one: Lights firecracker in school.
Man two: Guurch!

by RealWill&JefferyOG April 3, 2019

geutchine

A handsome mad

Geutchine is a nice handsome boy he’s smart and funny

by Notdstboig February 26, 2021