pulling a gerry

When someone bikes an incredibly long distance from his house in an urban area and locks the bike up on the sidewalk. You and your friends all over 21 and are out of college and this guy still bikes everywhere, not answering his cell phone so you don't know where he is or when he's getting there. You then hang your head in shame and pretend you don't know him.

Friend on bike: "Hey guys (sweating profusely), is the bar closed yet, I just biked 12 miles to get here.

You: "OMG dude, you have a car and are 24 years old, and yes! The bar is closed; it's 2:15AM.

Friend on bike: Damn, I’m gonna start biking home now.

Drunk Friend: Oh god, he is always pulling a gerry!

by philfromphilly February 17, 2008

Gerry Cherry

An old ladies vagina

My friend was into older women, he couldn’t get enough Gerry Cherry.

by JHawley73 April 30, 2019

Gerrald

a 50/50 angel and devil, a determined person at striving for his goals, he either takes things really seriously or he only wants to have fun. never get into an argument with him, you can never win, he is always 1 step ahead of you and thinks rationally. he never lets his emotions control him, an extremely fun guy to have around and a must have at parties. usually athletic kid in the class, and does well in school. he never lets set backs stop him, he always has his head in the game without fail. he doesnt really charm any girls but he is still attractive nonetheless.

is that the athletic kid from our class, gerrald? yes hes so cute! i heard he has a dark side too, he seems very chill to hang out with though

by supgerrald July 4, 2020

Gerry News

Gerry News - Is a channel in a Discord server known as UTMP, that channel is made for TvGerry so he can post his shitposts and effortless news, some of them aren't even news!
TvGerry was the only person who was able posts, but than he added 90% of the active discord server members.

B- Hey! i just visited UTMP and saw a funny joke on Gerry News!
G- Oh Cool! What it is it?
B- Brickus Brockus!
G- I'm unfriending you

by 5L1M3 March 1, 2021

gerrymandate

Where a political party proclaims a mandate after clearly losing an election, because by the use of gerrymandering they managed to retain control of the House of Representatives. When if anything near a reasonable redistricting system would of been in place, they would of easily of lost that control.

In the 2012 Presidential election, Republicans maintained control of the House of Representatives even though they lost states like Ohio and got less of the congressional votes. However, because of abusive gerrymandering in Ohio, they ended up with 12 of the 16 congressional seats available in the state. When afterwards they claimed to have their own "mandate" from the voters, they only really had a gerrymandate, because they actually got less votes in the House of Representatives than the Democrats did and kept control by gaming the system, not because it was the will of the voters.

by Hauntedsoup November 9, 2012

gerrymandering

Splitting the voting population in favor of the group in power by any means necessary, such as specifically targeted advertising, redrawing district lines, teaching specific politics in schools, or violence.

It was gerrymandering when the Catholic highschool took the children to a Bush rally.

by Slippy P Funk Yo D Fird September 14, 2004

gerrell

A nice, cool, adventurous black man who always gets the girl he is a great athlete a great friend to have all though he is known to be a nerd and he does watch a bit of anime he is a great artist

Girl1: Gerrell is so hot
Girl2: I know right I wish he could be inside me

Or
Jealous guy: why does Gerrell get all the booty
Girl: what you jealous that he's hotter than you

by Set Girl April 7, 2016