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gastrononscriptophobia

The fear of waiters not recording your order in writing (usually experienced in better restaurants). This condition may persist even when an order is accurately delivered.
I don't want ice in my coke, but my waiter has failed to write down my order, so I'm suffering a bout of acute gastrononscriptophobia.
by Rabelais October 28, 2008
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gastronome

n. the proper scientific term for individuals who consume gourmet or upper-class food and drink for recreational or self-deceptive purposes; also known as "foodies". These people may also refer to themselves as "gastronomists", but don't listen to them.
You: "I guess you could call me a foodie, or gastronome, or even a gastronomist!"
Me: "I'm going to call you a pretentious fat turd instead."
by Very Finestein July 23, 2013
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Gastronomic Singularity

A person who is capable of eating way more food than external appearances would suggest.

A remorseless eating machine.

This is a modification of the astronomy term describing the center of a black hole, wherein space/time curvature becomes infinite. The infinite mass of the singularity sucks in all sufficiently near victims.
At 5'8" and 165 lbs, Takeru Kobayashi is a gastronomic singularity as evidenced by his eating 64 hot dogs in ten minutes.
by HHMTB June 2, 2010
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Gusterong

Gusterong is many things and all things and no things. Gusterong is a Noun, an Adjective, and Verb. Gusterong is the wind in the pines and the flow of the river. Gusterong is our highest critical hits and our most epic of fails. Gusterong is Gusterong.
We are ALL Gusterong on this Blessed day
by Kiink November 14, 2019
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Fasterous Gasterous Crinkle

A phrase used to describe a misunderstanding of either song lyrics or song title with the use of a voice activated smart device (e.g Google home)
I just wanted to play a song and Google told me what it was playing, I though it got it wrong, I totally fasterous gasterous crinkled that bitch
by Lil Mitch LOL November 22, 2020
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gastronormativity

A societal or cultural norm that values and upholds a particular, specific dietary expectation.

Gastronormativity is defined largely by the practice of the dominant group. In other words, it's the expectation of what food you will prepare or be served. It can also be dictated. Most famous example would be of the FDA's food guide pyramid used to declare the correct portions of an American diet.

Gastronormative practices do not necessarily imply a diet that promotes well-being, although it's typically associated with this idea.

Since it is largely dependent on culture, gatstronormativity varies widely in practice. Common inclusions and exclusions are but are not limited to differences such as healthy and unhealthy foods; meat, gluten, and dairy intolerances; local, vegan, Organic, craft, home-raised, and genetically-modified food preferences; religious and secular restrictions defined by law; carbophobia, lipophobia, and salt-phobia; and preferences between traditional organically produced nutrients and synthesized meal replacements like Soylent.
The epitome of American gastronormativity is the Thanksgiving dinner that includes roasted turkey, bread stuffing, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, and a pie for dessert.
by harambee August 31, 2014
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gastronomic fornication

The use of condiments in kinky acts in the bedroom.
Person 1: I am hungry.
Person 2: How about some gastronomic fornication?
by wendle wendle wendle January 17, 2009
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