Gas Station Weasel

When a professional wrestler who is on a losing streak is trying to sneak his/her way into a title match.

Adam Cole: “I want the NXT title”

Karrion Kross: “you’re never getting this title again you gas station weasel”

by NYCDEMONDIVA June 1, 2021

Gas Station Bitch

Originating in Detroit , often mistaken for a hood opossum , can be seen at your neighborhood gas station not purchasing anything or pumping any gas. Willing to do something strange without receiving any change , known to linger around newer model vehicles in hopes of finding a Dodge Charger

“You ain’t nothing but a Gas station bitch , It’s at least 100 of y’all from Fenkell and Greenfield to Dexter and Joy rd GTFOH , I can find a bitch just like you at the Citco.”

by ClayNJay May 2, 2019

Gas station jerky

getting dick in the gas station restroom.

James wanted to get some gas station jerky at the next res stop. James loves him some gas station jerky.

by Hassan Farooq October 1, 2021

Gas Station Hax

Say you are in a situation where you are attempting to make a right turn at an intersection but there is another car ahead of you that is stopped because the light is red and they want to keep going straight. Instead of waiting behind him and wasting time, Gas Station Hax by pulling into the corner gas station and coming out on the other side, ending up on the street you wanted to turn to. Can also be accomplished with corner convenience stores, Walgreens, and small shopping centers.

Driver:dammit, that guy in the camry stopped.
Passenger:well then gas station hax y0!

by Zhulander February 4, 2009

Gas station friend

Someone who you don’t really talk to or keep in touch with but act extremely chummy when they see each other

Me: Erich Is that your gas station friend Jason?? You should go say hi to him!!

(Goes over to talk)

*Twenty minutes later*

Erich: Dang I’m gonna miss Jason

by Lil fetus March 3, 2019

Gas Station Tweaker

Someone who tokes up on "Gas Station Lush" and gets the wrong kind of "High."

Ian: "I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN SMOKING THAT SHIT ANTWON. YOU A GAS STATION TWEAKER!"

by GasSiphonerAndy August 4, 2022

Gas Station

A place you go to fill your gas tank up with gasoline. You can also buy small snacks, like chips or candy or ice cream sandwiches.

We need to go to the gas station to get gas for the car and some ice cream sandwiches.

by puppy31 November 11, 2017