by pub_benny June 8, 2005
The Sox will Garfunkel Ramirez when hell freezes over.
Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!
I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.
Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!
I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.
by Fran LeMoine September 30, 2005
by asdfasdfsadfadsf June 26, 2006
1. A man (usually rail thin) who hasn't ever trimmed his mess of curly pubes, which now resemble Art Garfunkel's jew fro.
2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.
2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.
"Sarah, how was sex with Ian?"
"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"
"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
To laugh so hard that milk (or other liquid) shoots out of one's nose. Possibly derived from the sound made as a liquid is expelled from the nostrils or from the prominent nose of Art Garfunkel of the singing duo Simon and Garfunkel.
by KToTheDog August 10, 2011
by Tom Canty April 30, 2012
by nigtig March 5, 2011