Garette

The "garette" is a term that appeared in the mid-2000s in Canada (mostly in Quebec), that shortly replace "Cigarette", a too long word for what it is. To pronounce: "Gow-rette".

Hey dude, that garette was so good that i need to smoke another one...!

by frankee58 June 8, 2010

Garett Maloney

Born in November of 1993, younger than all of his fellow Tram Trans, Garett enjoys long walks along the river with his pet tadpole, researching about his favorite car, the more expensive in the world (Bugatti Veyron), making crisp salads with Italian dressing, munching on celery and running to keep in shape. Due to extensive research, Garett has been known to be a young man of a cocky, yet sweet nature. Loved by many, especially a particular breed of Asian, Maloney rarely expresses his feelings to others, especially when asked.

Shia Labeouf, Garett Maloney

by hotasian69 June 29, 2011

Garett Logic

An illogical style of connecting unrelated ideas that can still make sense to the idea generator. This lack of logic can also be used purely for the amusement of confusing others.

"No, you can't go to the beach just because you brushed your teeth. Stop using Garett logic."

by G. Thomas July 26, 2006

Pulling a Garett

When you insert your self into stranger's conversation, commonly from across the room

Garett, you're pulling a Garett.

by Avolpi May 15, 2014

Pulling a garett

Swearing your not gay but not fooling anybody either

Can sombody tell Ethan to stop pulling a garett

No man he's convinced peaple still think he's not gay

by Mothu focku August 11, 2016

Mrs Garett

The worst fucking teacher ever at HTMS

Friend 1:Look it’s Mrs Garett
Friend 2: oh yeah that bitch

by Big man cool guy oh yeah November 6, 2019

Giving Garett

a man, preferably tall and masculine, named Garett who is very giving.

Bobby:"Wow! Will you look at Garett, he is such a giving man."
Rex:"That my friend, is a Giving Garett."

by shish 101 April 3, 2005