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Garett Maloney

Born in November of 1993, younger than all of his fellow Tram Trans, Garett enjoys long walks along the river with his pet tadpole, researching about his favorite car, the more expensive in the world (Bugatti Veyron), making crisp salads with Italian dressing, munching on celery and running to keep in shape. Due to extensive research, Garett has been known to be a young man of a cocky, yet sweet nature. Loved by many, especially a particular breed of Asian, Maloney rarely expresses his feelings to others, especially when asked.
by hotasian69 June 29, 2011
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Garett Logic

An illogical style of connecting unrelated ideas that can still make sense to the idea generator. This lack of logic can also be used purely for the amusement of confusing others.
"No, you can't go to the beach just because you brushed your teeth. Stop using Garett logic."
by G. Thomas July 26, 2006
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Garett county Gurgler

This occurs when you cum in a girls mouth and then tea-bag her, while your balls are in her mouth she has to gurgle the cum.
That lucky girl! She got a Garett county Gurgler!
by batherbutt December 18, 2008
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Garett’s Hairline

The worst hairline in all existence. This hairline is so crooked that even an anus is straighter than it. Merely looking at this hairline will burn your eyeballs to ashes, and it will overwhelm your brain as well, frying it and instantly killing you.
Look away! It’s Garett’s Hairline!”
by BigBabyShrek February 27, 2019
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garett-spitting

Garett-spitting: a sexual act involving five or more men - their penises are organised in a spit shape, with two pairs of crossed penises holding a fifth in a spit roast manner. It is then up to the party to decide on further actions.
Garett-spit: the structure itself.
"Hey guys, lets get a group garett-spitting sesh in later tonight! I'll bring the beers!"
by Pdiddywhuuut December 8, 2024
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Pulling a Garett

When you insert your self into stranger's conversation, commonly from across the room
Garett, you're pulling a Garett.
by Avolpi May 15, 2014
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Mrs Garett

Friend 1:Look it’s Mrs Garett
Friend 2: oh yeah that bitch
by Big man cool guy oh yeah November 6, 2019
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