Gaper

A Skier or Snowboard who is usually not respected by many people in life, but thinks he/she will find that closure on the mtn, But really looks like a complete tool. Ski/ride with the latest gear. Paid for by their parents credit card (even tho they r in their late 20's to early 30's). Usually they only stay at high-end hotels mostly ski on ski off, they only go to the most popular resorts cause thats where they feel they would get the most respect out of there many Facebook updates throughout the day. There Facebook will usually read "hitting the craziest trail/obstacles" But in reality taking the easiest way down, or just completely bombin every trail.

Gaper 1 - "Yooo Gaper 2, where do you want to ski this weekend?"
Gaper 2 - "Lets just fly out west and ski the whole week"
Gaper 1 - "YESSS! No wonder you are my only friend"
Gaper 2 - "I am dying to try out these new ski, but i love my other new pair also"
Gaper 1 - "Just bought my plane ticket out west"
Gaper 2 - "Me to"
Gaper 1 - "Im going to buy a new shell."
Gaper 2 - "Me too"
Gaper 1 - "I'll buy a GoPro and you buy a hand held camcorder"
Gaper 2 - "You were reading my mind"
Gaper 1 - "I can't wait for Facebook to see how cool we are"
Gaper 2 - "Heard about it!!"

by Gnar Shredder5 March 14, 2011

Gaper

Adjective. A male or female who would rather stare at the scenery then ride (ski or snowboard) the hill. Gapers can cause congestion at crucial intersections and sometimes get dealt with accordingly.

"Did you see me spray those gapers with snow back there?"

by Sickter6 February 6, 2013

Gaper

A guy thats had anal so many times that his buttwhole is gaping wide

Cameron: Why are you such a gaper?
Tim: your the one who made me this way!

by gay5r940580943850983905 June 28, 2010

Gaper

A person who demonstrated a complete lack of grace or ability for the sport, typically thinks they are top shit, but they are just plain shit.

Hey look at jonah over there, he just fell off a two foot drop, what a gaper

by Robert Mugabe:SLUNK warrior February 21, 2017

Gaper

A stupid tourist in a ski town. Used in a derogatory fashion to describe or label them.

1. "That gaper cut me off on the run today!"
2. "Did you see that Gaper? She's wearing a dead animal on her boots."
3. "Yeah, he was a Gaper, he had a Texan accent."

by BreckGirl February 2, 2010

Gaper

Crazy tourist skier/snowborders. Gaper are named for the gap between the helmet/hat and goggles. Also because they are gay, in the loser way not the homosexual way. They usually think they are the shit, although it is not true. At all. They are usually found it Colorado, Summit County to be exact. They try to do DBs or rock the park, but they fail.

They also PISS THE HELL out of locals.

That gaper just tried to do a rail and ate shit!

Fuck I hate stupid gapers. They are such lame-os.

by Go Home Gapers!! February 27, 2009

Gaper

Somebody who hogs an item for an unnecessarily long time. Derived from the term "shotgun gaper".

Dude, stop gaping that shisha man! You're such a gaper!

by b.hoffmann December 1, 2009