gabidumm

Eine Aussage oder Aktion einer Person, die so unglaublich fernab jeder Wahrheit und/oder Logik liegt, wird als gabidumm bezeichnet.

Person 1: Basketballer sind so groß, weil sie das Großsein durch häufiges springen in ihrer Kindheit trainiert haben.
Person 2: Wtf!? Wo hast du denn sowas gabidummes her??

by _Soccermom_69 April 23, 2022

Ganduje

Wastefulness, profligacy, or favoritism in public expenditures is ganduje

In another term it also refers to as someone who is suffering from sleeping sickness .ganduje

The current governor of Kano state is ganduje

by Al ummar kano February 5, 2020

Gandu

A person who always seems like he is talking/thinking from his arse. You can cure an arse but not a Gandu. Gandu also means somebody who can be easily insulted by any person and he will be okay with it. No offensive for being called gandu in the first place. An arse shaped face person can also be called gandu.

" Dude do you remember this antique, I am sure only 90s people will remember this"
"So you are saying people like me from the 80s birth were asleep the entire next decade, man you are talking like a Gandu person you know"

by xecuter198 September 29, 2019

gandu madarchod

Roughly translates to gay motherfucker. Used primarily in India and Bangladesh.

Ayyyyy gandu madarchod!

by MongoOnlyPawn May 27, 2016

gandustan

Another name to define Hindustan (India). Especially relevant since it is allowed to be a Gandu there.

Gandustan is safer for cows than it is for women.
Gandustan is run by RSS Nazi party.
Gandustan is full of Gandustanis

by Baadmanwalking October 11, 2019

gandu

A really useless entity. In fact, so useless that it's unfair to categorize the entity as a person. An entity who goofs up everything, looks highly slappable and should be whacked every time it is spotted.

A: "Look at those Gandus"
B: "Who, the installation guys from AT&T"?
A: "Yes, those Gandus."

by Serena Lordini December 29, 2007

gandu

originally a nationalized jargon in India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal and Sri Lanka. Literally means : ASSHOLE or DELIVERED FROM THE ASSHOLE..

"You are a real gandu"
"Thank you, sala Gandu"

by j4jishnu April 8, 2009