gingh ritch A psycho-dermatologic condition resulting from close contact with santorum (see def.) and characterized by the need for repeated scratching of scaly nether-regions. This syndrome is most commonly found in affluent public figures running for orifice on a conservative moral agenda while liberally helping themselves to carnal pleasures.
Patient: I can't stand the itch, doc. I just keep on scratching.
Doctor: I can tell. Your gonads are certainly inflamed and
your tests came back positive for gingrich.
Unfortunately, it's of the "newt" variety.
Patient: What are you saying, doc? What are my odds?
Doctor: Not great. I'd wager 3:1 you don't become President.
Doctor: I can tell. Your gonads are certainly inflamed and
your tests came back positive for gingrich.
Unfortunately, it's of the "newt" variety.
Patient: What are you saying, doc? What are my odds?
Doctor: Not great. I'd wager 3:1 you don't become President.
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Mr. X: I can't believe it! WTF? THIS IS ABSOLUTE MADNESS! I'M LITERALLY SHAKING WITH ANGER! (Roared with flecks of spit flying from the side of his mouth)
Mr. Y: Jesus, that guy's gotta be pushing an... 8, 9 on the Gingrich scale?
Mrs. Z: Hell, he's going all out. Better run, if he hits a 10, his head's gonna explode and I don't want any on me.
Mr. Y: Jesus, that guy's gotta be pushing an... 8, 9 on the Gingrich scale?
Mrs. Z: Hell, he's going all out. Better run, if he hits a 10, his head's gonna explode and I don't want any on me.
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by Gingrichlov34 January 11, 2022
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"Dude I totally gingriched myself today when my girlfriend walked on me with another chick, I told her she invaded my privacy by not knocking and made her apologize to the other girl"
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