An old conservative Englishman who bickers on about minorities instead of helping solve the country's issues.
1 : Dad keeps complaining about the Syrian couple across the road
2: Just ignore him, he's a hateful old gammon
1: Yeah, you're right.
2: Just ignore him, he's a hateful old gammon
1: Yeah, you're right.
by Banana Banzai November 5, 2022
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she Has hanging gammon and I don't mean in the kitchen
she Has hanging gammon and I don't mean in the kitchen
by Masterbains February 3, 2014
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Gammony • gammon • gammon hangers • gammon face • gammonflake • Gammon fodder • Gammonite • Gammon Washer • Gemmony • gammon alley
by Beefy February 9, 2004
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by Tilly Tilly October 7, 2013
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Darren: "I sold my Datsun to this geezer who then crashed it and wanted his money back"
Tim: "urgh, what a complete Gammon Slipper"
Tim: "urgh, what a complete Gammon Slipper"
by QuantumMan October 7, 2016
Get the gammon slipper mug.The harmony of beep-tones heard when the GPS devices worn by runners during a race all sound out their alerts at certain pre-determined mileage points
The garmony at each kilometre of the marathon encouraged me to run with joy to the finish line.
The atmosphere of the running race was enhanced by the garmony heard at the 2-kilometre mark.
I chose to spectate at the 5 kilometre point of the marathon so that I could hear the garmony as the runners passed.
My perfect pace, form and cadence were celebrated by the glorious garmony heard at each mile of the race.
When my GPS watch did not beep during the garmony at the 1 kilometre mark, I realised I had forgotten to press the 'start' button at the start line of the race.
The atmosphere of the running race was enhanced by the garmony heard at the 2-kilometre mark.
I chose to spectate at the 5 kilometre point of the marathon so that I could hear the garmony as the runners passed.
My perfect pace, form and cadence were celebrated by the glorious garmony heard at each mile of the race.
When my GPS watch did not beep during the garmony at the 1 kilometre mark, I realised I had forgotten to press the 'start' button at the start line of the race.
by WonderWordywonderWordy June 19, 2017
Get the Garmony mug.Incoherent rant from a stout yeomen, probably because of high blood pressure caused by decades of 'PC gone mad', being defeated in arguments about the non-existent merits of Brexit and women getting the vote.
Gammon often make their appearance on BBC's Question Time jabbing their porcine fingers at the camera while demanding immediate nuclear strikes against Remain-voting areas, people who eat vegetables and/or cyclists.
Gammon often make their appearance on BBC's Question Time jabbing their porcine fingers at the camera while demanding immediate nuclear strikes against Remain-voting areas, people who eat vegetables and/or cyclists.
by Gammonhunter July 1, 2018
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