Gamer Gunk

Feces in someone (Usually a gamers) asscrack

"Bro, Rick got Gamer Gunk and he makes his discord kitten lap it up every night!"

by HighOnNarcotics January 6, 2023

Gamer Gunk

You think you have gamer gunk?? You piece of fucking sigma shit. do you think you are funny??? you are a mortal man of pure and undeniable dry dick. every bone in your body is deficient of every singular vitamin in existence because of your neglect as a child. You are unfunny, unhappy, and the biggest piece of cocksucking retarded bullSHIT i have ever seen. get the FUCK out of my office and never speak to my face again, not with your stupid butthole licking mouth of yours

"It's not body odor mom, it's gamer gunk"

by oitar September 19, 2021

gamer gunk

Gamer gunk is when a gamer who usually weighs anywhere between 100-500 metric tons sits on his or hers (probably not hers) chair for around 10-50 hours (averaging 49) and almost breaks their fucking chair when their asshole starts to sweat and since they were born incorrectly when they have to throw up it comes out their asshole and when they have to pee comes out their asshole too so when they have to pee they piss and shit out their ass at the same time and usually every 2 hours also cum in their pants hand free to hatsune miku hentai so with all these ingredients combined sweat + cum + vomit + piss + shit + ass hair + pube hair = GAMER GUNK!!! usually their drink of choice being gfuel misses their mouth sometimes and makes its way to their ass crack somehow and it adds flavor to the gamer gunk to make it more edible

I sat up and my Gamer Gunk leaked all over my floor causing my rugged white carpet to turn a brownish yellow color!

by vevlyisapoopyhead November 17, 2023

Gamerfunk

The taste, smell(more like stench), or overall aura of after a couple days at any Con.

Dude Blizz-Con was AWEsome, I totally almost hooked up with that Night Elf!

Yea, its too bad you had Defcon 5 Gamerfunk..

by SupaSean August 22, 2009