gains

What you have when you workout and get jacked.

Person 1: I've been working out all day and my gains are insane!
Person 2: Ye I know. But Bernard over there has been working out longer than you and still has no gains!

by ballsackballer May 30, 2015

gaines

Awkward in everyday tasks especially while moving; Uncoordinated, both in physical and mental activities. The subject may perhaps be lacking a cerebellum.

One who drives the wrong way down one way streets. This statement also doubles as a metaphor for their life.

One who looks like The Dude (Jeff Bridges) and speaks like Neo/The One (Keanu Reeves).

An all together sobering person.

Wow John you would think walking down stairs would be an easy task for a twenty-three year old, but you just gainesed it.

John you were pulled over because you just gainesed your way down that one way street.

by Shaun Parker February 1, 2008

gained

To overkill a joke. When a joke is told by one person and then someone else keeps piggybacking and adding on to that joke until, at last, it has no humor left in it.

Man, we were having a couple of beers the other night and this chick walked in with those UGG boots. We all started laughing at her, but Jimmy kep going and going and going. I felt kinda bad, but he should've known he gained it.

by sebastain May 28, 2006

Gain

A way of making artificial light in a movie and a media lecturers worst nightmare

I thought my movie was good, but the gain pretty much destroyed it

by Salanzarx November 18, 2018

gaining

Gaining is the act of obtaining valuable knowledge that you definitely don't want your peers to have.

David: "Dude, are you gaining?"
Ingo: "Always be gaining!"
Rider: "Did someone say gaining?"

by alwaysbegaining May 22, 2018

Gaines

Gaines is one of a kind. Arguably the most good looking, jacked human on the planet. When he walks past a girl they immediately drop their panties and blast their tight hole with 4 fingers. That’s the type of effect a Gaines has on his female counterparts. What a guy, honestly. If you know a Gaines, feel blessed. Get on his bad side and he will sonn the fuck out of you.

Did you just see that girl blasting her hole with 4 fingers? Must be a Gaines in the Area.

by Hellooook March 26, 2020

Gaining

A person who has a fetish for making someone they have sexual relations with fat.

Damn, that guy is gaining that chick.

by pe3ch May 9, 2018