Person 1: Did you know that dogs can't look up?
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
Person 2: Well gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! I didn't know that!
by Vftw November 8, 2007
Get the Gag me with a spoon and call me Criss Angel! mug.1) an acronym for 7 people; (M-A-K-E-M-M-G)
2) a group of whores who think they're the fucking shit 'cause they act cool & tough on facebook. in person they're all little pussies.
3) a really ugly group of people who only have each other as friends.
4) M- too skinny for words to describe.
A - needs to fill in the gap between her 2 front teeth because she looks like a redneck.
K - the biggest whore in the group who likes to mess with guys hearts.
E - the biggest bitch who ever walked the face of the earth.
M - the biggest prude guy who acts tough as shit, but can't face the truth that he's a twat with no real friends.
M - uses "hahaha" as a comeback because he's got nothing else.
G - three words: flat faced chink.
2) a group of whores who think they're the fucking shit 'cause they act cool & tough on facebook. in person they're all little pussies.
3) a really ugly group of people who only have each other as friends.
4) M- too skinny for words to describe.
A - needs to fill in the gap between her 2 front teeth because she looks like a redneck.
K - the biggest whore in the group who likes to mess with guys hearts.
E - the biggest bitch who ever walked the face of the earth.
M - the biggest prude guy who acts tough as shit, but can't face the truth that he's a twat with no real friends.
M - uses "hahaha" as a comeback because he's got nothing else.
G - three words: flat faced chink.
1) dude1: "Holy shit, dude, did you see those fags last night?"
dude2: "Which ones? M-A-K-E-Me-Massively-Gag?"
dude1: "Yeah those bitches."
dude2: "Haha yeah, I saw all the girls eating each other out last night in public, while those 2 dudes were wacking each other off!"
dude1: "WHAT WHORES! And wow, I didn't know those guys had dicks?"
dude2: "Haha, I know dude; they look more like really tight tooth-filled pussies, instead!"
dude1: "Did you take pics?"
dude2: "DUH! They're all over NJ now!"
dude1: "Hahahaha! What a bunch of desperate, lonely whores! They have to refer to their own group to get some!"
dude2: "Which ones? M-A-K-E-Me-Massively-Gag?"
dude1: "Yeah those bitches."
dude2: "Haha yeah, I saw all the girls eating each other out last night in public, while those 2 dudes were wacking each other off!"
dude1: "WHAT WHORES! And wow, I didn't know those guys had dicks?"
dude2: "Haha, I know dude; they look more like really tight tooth-filled pussies, instead!"
dude1: "Did you take pics?"
dude2: "DUH! They're all over NJ now!"
dude1: "Hahahaha! What a bunch of desperate, lonely whores! They have to refer to their own group to get some!"
by madison,nj+summit,nj=death September 23, 2009
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