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Jim Gaffigan

A Guy that does the Hot Pocket jokes (Fuckin' Hilarious) and also the inventor of the Pale Force cartoon where he and Conan O'Brien fight crime by using there pale chests to blind their enimies and then shoot them with lasers that come from their nipples.............Pimped!
Jim Gaffigan: Nobody ever eats a hot pocket and says that was delicious. It more like....... I wanna diiiiieeeeeee!!........HOT POCKET...Diarreah Pocket!
by B-Hill July 30, 2008
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Gafrican

A Ginger African- The literally most rare thing you might find on the planet, when found please handle with great care as they are frightened easily. The may be offended easily or frightened and will most likely scatter away if the believe they are being discriminated.
Dude 1: Wow that kid Greg is a Gafrican.
Dude 2: Im gonna be his friend, he gets all the birds.
by gafrican September 20, 2015
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Gaffigan Aside

That thing Jim Gaffigan does when he speaks his innermost thoughts after telling a story during his stand-up shows. Some of his best lines are:
"He's a dick to his own baby!"
"What if Orville Redenbacher was in the audience?"

The world could be more interesting is everyone did this!
Boss: Would you be able to get this report ready for the big meeting tomorrow morning? Can you get it to me by the end of the day?
Me: Absolutely! (Gaffigan Aside: Or maybe not. It may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)
by Outlaw.edu March 27, 2010
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Jim Gaffigan

That one really funny comedian who always fat shames himself even though he's not an actual fat person.
I just went to a live show of Jim Gaffigan and I couldn't stop laughing!
by GrainTrain March 11, 2018
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Guffication

To fart in an enclosed space and not be able to escape. To be gufficated, to die from guffication.
He farted so bad in a lift, we were all suffering from guffication by the time the doors opened again.

I farted in a lift so bad, every one was gufficated by the time we got to the ground floor.
by Oberjager fjr2 September 30, 2018
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Jim Gaffigan

A hilarious comedy that you listen to before your Sirius XM subscription expires.
"Did you hear jim gaffigan?"
"Yes i did"
"Cool"

"Hot pockets"
by child murderer #67 January 6, 2020
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