A dirty gumper is when you poo in a plastic bag shake it up and spread it on your naked partner. Then you proceed to lick the remains off of your partner and have a dirty gumper make out
by GUMPER master October 20, 2021
A cavity in your mouth that fills with meat, doritos, and other food causing a foul smell in the mouth. Also known as the tooth rot.
by Virgin Of Luck June 27, 2006
by People invent this March 27, 2023
When one has intense, vigorous sexual intercourse with themselves or their partner to the point where they lose all cognitive recognition.
"I remember the time Johnny gave himself The Gumper down behind my dad's camper with the life-sized blow up doll of Nicolas cage."
Honey, if you give me another Gumper I may never snap out of it.
Thanks babe, can I have another Gumper?
Honey, if you give me another Gumper I may never snap out of it.
Thanks babe, can I have another Gumper?
by Pseudosaur April 25, 2018
by Gumper the dumper December 12, 2022
by marrrianaaa September 13, 2020
Title of the hit song by Quirky Bitches. This song shook the world, no other song could get better than this. Gumpers.
by marrrianaaa September 13, 2020