Granola Bar

What C2s think are the true meaning of friendship. Granola bars are often used to get friendships with C2s. BUY GRANOLA BARS
C2: HOW COULD YOU NOT BRING A GRANOLA BAR?????

Person 3: I- I brought you these FruitSnacks.

C2: FRUITSNACKS ARE NOT OF EQUAL VALUE AS GRANOLA BARS!!!

Person 3: They're not?

C2: THAT'S IT! OUR FRIENDSHIP IS OVER!
by THE REAL MAYO MAN April 12, 2021
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granola bar

The act of defacating in a partner's mouth when the poo is unusually nutty. It is often ingested after the act of depositing
I granola barred in Tiffany's mouth last night, you should have heard the crunchy sounds she made for hours after that.
by Rusty Shackleford November 22, 2004
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Crunchy Granola Bar

A noun used to reference a very attractive granola guy. They are most often found in states like Colorado, generally in the mountains, at co-ops, or canvassing for the Green Party. A Crunchy Granola Bar is a vegetarian, if not a vegan, and usually buys from local organic farmers.
Beth: "Have you met Kasey's new boyfriend Brandon?"

Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
by deltacircle August 02, 2010
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chicken and Granola Bars

A very nice meal, especially when you're all alone. It's something to eat when your wifes in the shelter...because she ran into a door.
My parents are going out of town today...I'm gonna have Chicken and Granola bars tonight!!!!!
by Liz N'Gina November 02, 2004
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nature valley granola bar

a crumbly ass granola bar that clearly represents how messy my fucking life is
on a scale from 1 to nature valley granola bar how much of a mess is your life?
nature valley granola bar bro
by maddy_braps March 26, 2016
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