I got this shit

To keep a situation under control that is chaos thriving to the point that you feel you own it, you've got this taken care of.

Woman:"What are we going to do about next month's light bill?"

Man:"You don't worry about none of that shit, I got this shit!"

by Pogovondoom July 25, 2010

I’ve got the shits

(1) A condition in which faeces are discharged from the bowels frequently and in a liquid form.

(2) When a person has explosive diarrhoea.

“Ohh Janet Quick Open Door T’Bog I Think I’ve Got The Shits”

by Shitter001 April 11, 2019

micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

to get random blind grenade kill in a game of modern warefare 2 and kill one of more opponents.

zach and jimmy look micheal jordan aint got shit on me!

by nismogtr311 March 14, 2010

King Kong ain't got SHIT on me

A tongue-in-cheek claim that you are bigger than a Russian mob syndicate.

After Theo told his neighborhood friends "King Kong ain't got SHIT on me," he was shot by a hit man hired by the Russian mob. Ironically enough the hit man was King Kong. Theo was deaf.

by Cobo December 1, 2007

you aint got shit on my bling

A phrase used by white trash females usually with two-tone hair(skunks)who think they are "all that", but are acually pathetic import driving losers. It is ironically used to show their dominance of other females when in fact they couldn't dominate a dog turd in either looks or intelligence.

As she passed Audrey, Colene remarked: "you aint got shit on my bling"

by The big BK January 11, 2009

King Kong Aint Got Shit On Me

Most people think this phrase originated from the movie training day. However it really originated from Dave Chappelle: True Hollywood stories- Rick James

"I'm Rick James bitch! Everybody! King Kong Aint Got Shit On Me

by Oaju July 11, 2010

He got that shit on tho

When somebody has drip

J: Ay look at this man’s drip!
B: Naah he got that shit on tho

by jacobwrx October 26, 2022