gordita

A Spanish word for short fat woman.

Females who continue to eat McDonalds will soon become gorditas

by Sabre Z September 18, 2004

gordita

Border slang. A bi-sexual female.

I think she's a gordita!

by D.B. Cooper_727 June 16, 2010

bopping gorditas

When two women have sexual intercourse, specifically with their vaginas.

Is Rachel a lesbian? Yes, I heard her and Jen have been bopping gorditas for years.

by twodadsdogs July 21, 2014

cheesy gordita

n. When a female puts her vagina on an unsuspecting (usually sleeping/passed out drunk) victim's face. It is the female counterpart of the teabag.

Dustin was passed out on the couch after a long night of drinking so Amanda thought it would be funny to give him a cheesy gordita.

by Alex January 29, 2006

Dirty Gordita

While engaged in a 69, the male ejaculates in the female's mouth, while simultaneously the female defecates in the male's mouth.

Jack was unpleasantly revisited by his cheap date to Taco Bell, as Jill proceeded to feed him a dirty gordita.

by Dirty_Gordita2 January 3, 2011

cheesy gordita crunch

1.) a tasty snack available at taco bell consisting of a soft, warm gordita shell, connected via cheese to a crunchy corn tortilla shell, filled with beef, lettuce, cheese, and a special sauce.

2.) a standard unit of betting in some social circles. a bet becomes official once a quantity of cheesy gordita crunches has been offered as a bet, and a handshake has followed. the winner of the bet may redeem his/her cheesy gordita crunch during the subsequent trip to taco bell.

1.) man, I could really go for a cheesy gordita crunch right now!

2.)
jon: dude, there's no way that's gonna float.
david: are you kidding me? it's definitely gonna float.
jon: I'll bet you a cheesy gordita crunch that it won't, bitch!

by David October 11, 2007

cheesy gordita crunch

A tasty snack from Taco Bell. Made of a hard taco inside a gordita full of cheese.

I went to Taco Bell and ate a cheesy gordita crunch for lunch.

by Dishwasher May 16, 2006