When you are about to talk to a cute girl who is sitting alone and then all of a sudden a large group of guys surround her to try and get her.
I was going to go talk to that girl sitting alone during lunch but then she got goon squaded by 5 guys.
by Slumpyman September 24, 2015
A group of slightly sketchy males, who drive fast even in shitty cars, wear aviators, blast music and smoke.
The difference between these men and bros (besides the smoking) is that inside members of the goon squad have hearts of gold.
The difference between these men and bros (besides the smoking) is that inside members of the goon squad have hearts of gold.
by JaneGoodall1 July 13, 2009
A group of people dedicated to having a good time, even though they gather in the same basement every weekend and play zombies. They don't care what you think of them and tend to be the most rowdy off all groups of people. Play indoor soccer with Celtic jerseys and listen to Ayo Technology.
by dudewhere'smycar? October 12, 2011
When a group of guys arrive at a party early in order to get way more drunk then all the guests at the party. It is also common for them to have their own theme for the party different then everyone else there. Females are a goonette squad
by Boner Twerk August 06, 2011
A group of uneducated "buff" guys, who think they're the shit and put plastic spinning hub caps on their Dodge Neons. They drive around town blaring rap music but no one has the heart to tell them their radio sounds like a dying animal. Their pants are permanently stationed around their ankles and they call themselves pimps but the truth is the only girl that ever gives them lovins is their mamas.
by tree tree and shrub shrub October 17, 2009
The word has two meanings. One is a group of goofy guys, usually from a town that is disliked. The other is A gang of straight thugs. Dude's you know not to mess with.
1. I went into A town the other day. . .you wouldn't believe the goon squad i saw. straight Faggets!
2. Dude i'd hate to mess with Weezy and his Goon Squad
2. Dude i'd hate to mess with Weezy and his Goon Squad
by G Bo$$ July 17, 2009
Most dangerous organization known to man. Contains 6 carefully chosen council members. Reece is banned. Goon Squad runs this shit.
I wouldn’t mess with the Goon Squad. We all know the consequences that will follow. Look what happened to Reece!
by Schlong Dong Gooner June 28, 2022