gau

Slang term for a lighter- the Gau Leiter was an administrative head in the Nazi Party

Oi Ed chuck us the gau!

by robuttt October 17, 2006

Gau

Gau is when you're gay but not really and you are depressed and ugly ;)

You are too gau! That's why you're still single and have no friends!

by ImLucyciombor January 13, 2019

Gau

An unorthodox way of using the word gay

"That guy asked mark out he's so gau"

by Cyrup August 17, 2018

Gau

A disease that you get that is incurable. Symtoms are:not being able to type correctly (if disease gets too bad this will affect your speaking),
An insane attraction to bras

You can delay symptoms by sacrificing furries and gamers to the furface

This disease WILL NOT stop you from getting cuddles

Oh shit! I think I have the gau!

by Cheese_whiz March 30, 2019

Gau

A homosexual with horibal spelleng skills

Man, that chick is so gau!

by bombbombbakudan November 23, 2021

Gau

Gay, but fast.

I think someone on the soccer team might be gau

by Nimolsu February 3, 2022

GAU

Get Ass University was founded in July of 2022. With campus’ in Malvern, PA and Avalon, NJ, students can apply to the Undergraduate, Graduate, or Doctorate program. Head of schools P. Murtagh and T. Flynn founded the institution to band together a brotherhood of men who slay ass in the Graduate and Doctorate schools, and teach worthy applicants in the undergraduate program that ways.
S. Getsie was the first accepted student at Get Ass University (GAU), and quickly moved from the graduate school to the doctorate program

S. Getsie was the first accepted student at Get Ass University (GAU), and quickly moved from the graduate school to the doctorate program

by BigAssAsses September 6, 2022