Fucking waste of my precious time; self explanatory. I wish this moment hadn't happened, but I can't get it back.
by A.N. Onymous August 21, 2011
Get the FWOMPT mug.A fwomp is a situation in which one is dropping a deuce, but somehow manages to miss the water entirely, as the clump (The shit) hits the side of the toilet bowl.
by DinosaurusDorian February 9, 2014
Get the Fwomp mug.1. Fiction Writers of the Monterey Peninsula. A group of writers focused on writing fiction on the Monterey Peninsula in California. www.fwomp.com.
2. The sound a manuscript makes when it hits the slush-pile.
2. The sound a manuscript makes when it hits the slush-pile.
1. "That FWOMP group wrote Monterey Shorts 1 and 2, right?"
2. "I don't have time to read this so I'll just toss it on the slush-pile."
FWOMP!
2. "I don't have time to read this so I'll just toss it on the slush-pile."
FWOMP!
by Brainiac January 8, 2005
Get the FWOMP mug.Verb, To be unable to get an erection when having sexual relations with another person. Usually caused by alcohol (whiskey-dick) or just sheer nervousness. Can also be used in the plural form as fwomped.
Person 1: I had so much to drink last night, when I brought Shari back, I fwomped and was unable to fuck her.
Person 2: Dude, that sucks so much.
Person 2: Dude, that sucks so much.
by Brownies10000 May 21, 2013
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