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fappingly

An adverb, describing an otherwise gorgeous sight (See fap)
"Dude...that girl is fappingly gorgeous."
by barleychugginseed February 14, 2015
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fapping

Alright, no fapping in the bathrooms please!
by MrFazbear04 February 24, 2018
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FB Fapping

The act of fapping to pictures of people on FaceBook. This is a form of FaceBook stalking in which the act of masturbation takes place.
Roger: Hey Eric, I give you permission to stalk and fap to anyone on my friend's list as you see fitting.

Eric: No I'm good, I'm above FB fapping

Later Roger walks into Eric's room not noticing the strange fapping sounds and sees Eric going to town to one of his FaceBook friend's profile pics.
by Schlong Daddy June 10, 2013
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mind fapping

wasting valuable time watching stupid videos or porn on the internet when you should be doing something more constructive.
I was going to work on my paper, but I followed a link and before you know it, I was mind fapping for hours.
by robisawesome August 31, 2011
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fumping

When someone gets fucked and dumped immediately thereafter. Usually by a frat boy.
J: "I really don't see the point in fumping!"
A: "I heard Kiki was fumped by Cedric the other day. Poor her."
J: "What an asshole. But what did you expect from a frat boy such as him..."
by thre macs no cheezes January 6, 2021
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Power Fapping

When you Masturbate so fast that your crotch catches on fire.
Dude i was just power fapping after i drank some Redbull.
by Wiseco98 January 22, 2011
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Elegant Fapping

Elegant--meaning--Stylish, graceful and beautiful without being trashy, common, poised, mature, an air of confidence and/or sophistication.

Fapping--meaning--To jack off or masturbate.

The term in its self serves as an oxy moron such as jumbo shrimp or congress in progress. jacking off being a more manly events and elegance being the more femine thing.
Screw auto erotic asphyxiation that sounds like to much work i think im going to just go elegantly fapp.

he is elegant fapping all night long.
by PSN ElegantFapping July 26, 2010
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