Fuff

Ex. 1

Johnny: I'm going to die if I can't pee now!

Mom: Oh, fuff! You can wait until the next rest stop.

Ex. 2

Teacher: And now you have to write a 10 page report.

Jimmy: Awww, fuff! I didn't even read the story!
by AHUGECOCKSUCKINGFAGGOT February 18, 2014
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Fuff

adj 1. A term used describe a desirable object.

v 2. A substitute for the word fuck, which derivates from the Dutch word, fokken.
Wow! This pie is fuff.

Man, you really fuffed it up this time
by Wyatt December 01, 2004
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fuff

Crazy guy from Europe legalizin Cannibus, Trainee @ the Green Party in Germany.
by Fuff August 13, 2003
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Fuff

When someone is almost buff but there's a layer of fat covering the muscle.
Girl: Damn, girl! That boy is fine!
Gay: Eh, I dunno, he's kind of fuff.
by aolhater73 June 30, 2009
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fuff guy

A fake tough guy. One who runs their mouth but is not prepared to back it up.
In the film 'Goodfellas', Tommy calls Billy a "fake tough guy" during their late night club confrontation. (Go get your fucking shinebox!) This was the genesis of my term, which I've been using since. Billy Batts was a "fuff guy".
by Russ Malcolm June 14, 2007
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Tucking Fuff

A representation of tuff or fucking tuff
That’s tucking fuff bro!
by Tucking Fuff inc. October 02, 2018
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Fuff(s)

Fucking Ugly Fat Friend(s)

Used to describe the inevitability of desirable (i.e hot) women having grotesque, often obese women befriend them, and therefore having these 'Fuffs'tag along with them at various gatherings such as clubs and parties (The end result being innocent men out looking for a piece of some fine poon getting frustrated to no end)

*Thanks to Mick Joel and all the boys who hate Fuffs!
"Those Fuff(s) are makin' me dry wretch damn it!"

"I'd love to go over and chat to that fine walking headjob, however the Fuff with the muffin top protruding beneath her saggy pathetic breasts bearing those hideous tumbleweed-esque nipples is certainly making me think twice!"

"Yo dude check out that Fuff! I name her 'Herpes Queen'(HAHAHA TAKE THAT MADISON!!!)"

"I'd hate to be the bloke who gets himself stuc with that Fuff"

"That Fuff should think about waxing her neck hair!"
by Timmay!! December 27, 2005
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