Fucktillionaire

A new level of wealth determined by George Lucas's success with his Star Wars franchise.

Fanboy 1: "Hey, did you see that article on Lucas, and how he said he funded the building of his new facility with 'some money I put aside'? Real easy when you are worth over a hundren billion dollars..."

Fanboy 2: "I think he has reached the never acheived 'Fucktillionaire' status."

by Christopher Read June 22, 2005

fucktalicious

Someone who is very, very attractive, and fuck-worthy

Ian is fucktalicious

by Kadaj May 28, 2007

Fucktility

The physical property which measures the ability to get fucked.

The fucktility of Tom is 69.

by Franklin Turtle January 25, 2012

fucktality

Dying while engaging in sexual intercourse.

Marissa took up weight lifting when, once again, she experienced a fucktality when a 300 pound customer died while on top of her during sex, and she had to call 911 not only to remove him to the coroners but to have the jaws of life called in to extract her.

by luigiboy January 25, 2010

Pre- Fucktial agreement

An agreement, usually verbal, between two consenting adults, usually acquaintances or colleagues, that an act of coitus commenced out of convenience, impulse and/or inebriation is 'meaningless' and will therefore be TOTALLY CONSEQUENCE FREE.

"Godammit, George: I thought we'd sorted all this out in our pre- fucktial agreement"

"But Condy, I have such strong feelings for you"

by Aye, Right March 30, 2009

anti-fucktality

when your roommate is trying to perform a fucktality on you, while a girl is riding you on the bottom bunk and you being the quicker minded being, thrust so hard that the girls head shoots through the top bunk into your roommates back, killing him instantly, thereby saving yourself from instant death and you continue to enjoy the pleasure of fucking the girl while she dangles from your dead roommate's back

my roommate tried to do a fucktality on me last night, but i completely did an anti-fucktality on his ass. and the sex was good

by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008

fuckfail

: an otherwise anticipated, fantasized about, physically needed,
or lusted for-- act of sex with your person of choice...
fails miserably when attempted.
It is not bound by lack of orgasm, just where everything goes wrong, someone's skills are ALL off, one embarasses themself,
something distracts them, or a fight-mid coitus or foreplay---
stalls things out.

Sex= closed....
Utterly depressing and frustrating, sex left you wanting...
and a 'fuckfail' branded in your head.
Balls...blue.
Emotions....screwed...better than you were this nite.

" Just had another fuckfail w/ Ben tonite. He seems to have forgotten how to tickle my freak show spots...it just killed it..."

by Mistress Jenocide October 22, 2015