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when your mom doesn't give you your xbox one

"MOM WHAT THE FUCKING MY ASS TITS FUCKING WERES MY GOSH DARNNNNNN XDOXX!"
"fock you" your moms says passing by

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by faeyrfvebyi April 19, 2019

Ass Fuckin Zebras

When zebras engage in the act of anal sexual intercourse

Steve: Did you see those ass fuckin zebras on the safari?

Bob: Yeah man, those were some kinky zebras.

by andy3balls October 01, 2015

Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon

It's the world's most annoying melon. His name is Cocomelon.

"-Here is the story that I'm tellin'
-What is it?
-About a Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon
-Yayyyyy!"

by Anonymous, Well I think? March 04, 2021

big ass fuckin cobra

A big ass fuckin cobra that has been known to eat owls in its search for tacos. Also will eat indians when angered.

A big ass fuckin cobra just stole my taco wat a bitchass.

by Dingojones June 25, 2006

mother fuckin pussy ass cock suckin assholes

standing through autumn

Collin: "Yo have you heard of the band Standing through autumn?"
Bree: "Yaahh, those mother fuckin pussy ass cock suckin assholes suck major dick."

by FUCKMEEEEEE June 13, 2010

fuckin'-hot-ass-motha-fuckin'-interviewer-chick

an attractive female that conducts interviews.

Foo, I had an interview today with a fuckin'-hot-ass-motha-fuckin'-interviewer-chick!

by grumpy2121 July 11, 2008

Bro shut yo fuckin crumbly lookin ass up

When some dumbass (most likely on discord) gets angry over a definition on urban dictionary.

Dumbass: oh my god guys, this joke has gone to far, (shows random definition on urban dictionary that has nothing to do with the conversation).
Literally everybody Else: Bro shut yo fuckin crumbly lookin ass up

by KarlMarxishot December 26, 2021