As a puppet is controlled by the hand inserted in it, the fuck puppet is controlled by the cock in the same manner. A fuck puppet would be a cock junkie who would do whatever the person feeding her fix wished without question.
"Do you think Jannie will let Mark cruise with us to the strip club?"
"Shit, she's just his little fuck puppet! He could bring one of the strippers home for a threesome if he wanted!"
"Shit, she's just his little fuck puppet! He could bring one of the strippers home for a threesome if he wanted!"
by Bird O'Prey January 19, 2008
A small, or traditionally petite young lady who perhaps misguidedly engages in sexual congress with a male partner several times her size and weight.
Best employed with a female several feet shorter and of no more than light-to-medium build, fuck puppetry involves the rapid and for the lady, un-volunteered and compulsory switching of positions, often involving her being hoisted bodily through the air in order to vary the application and angle of one's manly appendage to the orifice in use, or indeed, to vary the orifice being enjoyed.
Best employed with a female several feet shorter and of no more than light-to-medium build, fuck puppetry involves the rapid and for the lady, un-volunteered and compulsory switching of positions, often involving her being hoisted bodily through the air in order to vary the application and angle of one's manly appendage to the orifice in use, or indeed, to vary the orifice being enjoyed.
Tanya couldn't walk properly for two days after her hulking new shag had spun her round like a top, pressed her into a W-shape, held her by the ankles upside down while swinging her like a full-breasted pendulum to give himself a blow job, then spinning her round and lowering her a bit to stuff her from behind rather uncomfortably and generally using her as a fuck puppet all night.
by Martin Lukes March 11, 2008
A toy used to create sexual pleasure with only one person. It can aid one's quest in masturbation and can look like anything from a dildoed dick to a gorilla's finger. Fuck puppets can also be used to practice having sex with, so when the time comes, your a pro.
by Unknown February 15, 2004
A fuck puppet is something that you use when you dont have a partner to have sex with. Examples:
Female fuck puppets doorknob, broomstick, cleverly shaped hand, hairbrush, pencil, phone antenna, lightbulb, spatula, fork, safety scissors (perfect if u want a BETTER orgasm)
Male fuck puppets coffee cup, apple pie, canoli, pencil sharpener (for the less fortunate), carton of milk
As you can see, woman have a wider variety of fuck puppets. Make sure to try a fuck puppet!!
Female fuck puppets doorknob, broomstick, cleverly shaped hand, hairbrush, pencil, phone antenna, lightbulb, spatula, fork, safety scissors (perfect if u want a BETTER orgasm)
Male fuck puppets coffee cup, apple pie, canoli, pencil sharpener (for the less fortunate), carton of milk
As you can see, woman have a wider variety of fuck puppets. Make sure to try a fuck puppet!!
by Stephdizzle August 23, 2004
This is when the puppet configuration management software automatically reverts your manual changes on a server because you forgot to shut it off.
Teich forgot to stop puppet on the webserver before he made changes and 15 minutes later he got puppet fucked.
by j$.devops August 18, 2016
A common position used for men with erectile dysfunction. The man ties a string to his penis and manipulates the dick to act like a manned puppet. The man must also become a ventriloquist and talk through his penis.
by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017