Muppet Fuck

Basically a drop in replacement for the word retard.

That guys such a muppet fuck

by newky2k May 22, 2006

muppet fuck

sex which is carried out with the good natured humor and exuberance of a muppet. also can refer to sloppy sex which still manages to be very pleasurable.

we bumped heads a couple of times, and ended up laughing. he kept making these weird faces on purpose. all in all it was a muppet fuck. i think he's a keeper.

by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

fuckmuppet

(n) a person who's intelligence ranks that of an unplugged sex machine.

What an inbred fuckmuppet you are!

by Lady Phoenix May 16, 2003

Fuckmuppet

general insult

You're such a fuckmuppet!

by Jenfizor November 2, 2010

fuckmuppetry

The act of being a fuckmuppet. Being unbelievably inept, stupid and incompetent. Not to mention, inconsiderate.

The rampant fuckmuppetry being exhibited by the clerks at the Department of Motor Vehicles caused me to briefly consider the act of defenestration.

by Ame Chan December 5, 2004

fuckpuppet

One who serves no useful purpose aside from sex, esp. one who thinks they have a purpose due to being cleverly manipulated.

She's not my girlfriend; she's just a fuckpuppet.

by Beau Nobo June 11, 2003

fuckmuppet

A right good word to call someone

theres this guy called mikehed, hes a complete fuckmuppet

by amazinjosh October 5, 2006