frustrated wank

The act of masterbating after not having had sex with your partner, but not just anywhere, no, this is done in the same bed as your other half! One must be as quiet as possible so as not to wake up your partner and being caught can results in serious consequences ranging from repulsion to rejection, as I have found out to my cost!

Heh, Nigel, did you get any action last night from your lady?
No chance, that frigid bitch wasn't giving out at all, I had a frustrated wank instead and to be honest, I enjoyed it more than sex!

by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006

frustrated metalhead

a generally angry mood that revolves around someone who's had an unfortunate accident involving getting their head dipped in molten metal

ned kelly was often a frustrated metalhead although in this particular case he chose to wear metal to symbolise his respect for those involved in molten metal-related accidents

by alex blows donkeys September 4, 2003

Frustrated Cum

Frustrated cum would be when your having gay sex, yet you yourself are straight. But, you have to please dumbledore, your headmaster, and your daddy. So you try your hardest -- but in the end all that comes out is one small, pathetic spurt, as dumbldore sighs at the sight of your pathetic, flaccid duck.

Ron Weasley caught Harry Potter with his pants down, awkwardly gripping his dick in front of Hagrid.

"Bloody hell!" Ron said, staring at Harry's frustrated cum.

by xxxantichristxxx July 8, 2016

Frustrated fun

Another phrase to use for anger sex.

Tina,"He called me a bitch but after I got over it we had some frustrated fun."

by RainbowMoose October 31, 2011

Frustrated Speech

When one reads a word and gets it wrong, it seems as if one's voice gets louder as one attempts to correct one's mistake. Also notice the increased frustration and anger presented by one's lovely face.

"...abolonishest...ABOlitionshion.....ABOLITIONIST!" - Illiterate Person A.

"Lol that dude is so frustrated." Random Person A.
"Wonder if he'd do that in an official speech, would make for good T.V." Tasteless Random Person B.

-Example should include the word "Frustrated Speech"- So be it UD.

by ex uno plures February 28, 2011

frustrated queer

someone who when drunk believes they are a gay lizard.

typically frustrated.... and queer

whose that frustrated queer?
oh thats just...tim rogers

by jackie. Sueref July 6, 2011

frustrated toes

Frustrated Toes; when a person has sexual frustrations Male/Female will constantly wiggle ones toes and or throwing up toe gang signs to represent how oneself can be so Horny.

Damn homie G Funk, homegirl got them frustrated toes, Ima send her some prayers and hopefully she'll be blessed with the "D" soon.

by BadBoyNoy November 28, 2016