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fruitless garden

A community (typically high school or college) where there is a surplus of gay women, and straight people, but little to no gay men. It is so barren of all fruits, that the few homosexual males are left with little dating options.
Brittney: "Why are all the cute men gay?"
Britney's gbf: "don't even go there. I have no dating pool here, its just a fruitless garden"
by Pseudonymous penis December 18, 2017
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fruitless flowering tree

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.
Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!
by keeby March 31, 2020
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