front row parking

When you have a parking spot near the front entrance. These do not include handicapped parking spots.

Sweet, we got front row parking. Fuck those cripples.

by AJAX McClammen April 21, 2008

front row bad kids

A group of people, normally friends who sit on the front row in lessons. They think them selves cool and pussy magnets, and they are, they are the elite of a school or college in terms of cool. However what they have in coolness they lack in their ability to understand what the fuck is going on in lessons. They sit their not understanding a word.

"guys wanna go sit on the front row next?"

"We cant cos the fucking front row bad kids a sitting there"

"FUCK THEM, THEY ARE SO COOL BUT DONT KNOW A FUCKING THING"

by Jahousen November 8, 2009

Frontrowaphobia

The fear of being coughed at, grunted at, whistled at, having hand signals or a severe forward lean made in your direction, and/or messages displayed on an iPad from the front row of Church. In extreme cases a person would fear that they would be interrupted mid sentence by another person walking on stage and transitioning their segment by force.

"How did you go today?"

"I think I may have really messed up... I had 3 coughs, a mean forward lean in my direction & even the head was in the hands at one point."

"Wow, sounds like you might be developing Frontrowaphobia... You should probably make an appointment with Jack Underwood."

by Greatculture August 24, 2016

Front Row Joe

A prime time parking spot. Right up in the front.

That spots closer than I seen before. Front Row Joe, Front Row Joe.

by Front Row Joe October 27, 2006

Front row fattys

The overweight girls who are always in the front row watching any small venue band. They know all the words to every song and insist on letting you know they know the words... They bake cookies or a cake and have signs for every band members birthday.

FRF's guitar sniffers cake bakers Band Beasts Front Row Fattys

by flax64 February 4, 2010

Front Row Oreo

An individual who always chooses to sit in the front row of any class or presentation. This person has a high propensity for learning and tends to be spited by the rest of the class for their social alienation, excessive study habits, and tenancy to throw any potential grading curve.

That damn Front Row Oreo is really making us look like slackers.

by MyPseudonym12 February 25, 2011

front row slut

a female usually wearing too much make-up who is not really into the music but wants to be at the front with their best duckface on.

go and ask that front row slut if I can borrow her mirror to sniff my snortabilly off and ask the other one to lend me her selfie stick

by mindmymollydolly November 11, 2015