friendsimp

Combination of friendship and simp.

(noun) one who simps for a person in a platonic (non-sexual, non-romantic) manner.

(verb) the act of simping in a platonic manner.

A: "I've donated $100 to this streamer in the past week. He's not my type, but I would die to be his friend."

B: "You're such a friendsimp."

by Ramm_Stein July 2, 2020

Friendfiction

Fanfiction you write about your friends.

Tina wrote an erotic friendfiction about all of her friends at school.

by MewWinx96 January 20, 2013

Friendscort

A completely platonic relationship defined by the act of accompanying another in a dangerous or awkward situation. It is a combination of the words friend and escort. It was originally used by improv actors in St. Louis, Missouri to indicate an intent to traverse Cherokee street without peril.

will you please be a friendscort to my car? There were some wingnuts in the parking lot." or "I'll friendscort you to the Justin Bieber concert so you won't look out of place because there will be another 30 year old guy there.

by BorisMcGee August 19, 2010

FriendFuck

Fucking one of your friends just once, only to never have any sexual content ever again.

Dude, me and Cathy friendfucked.

by The Adjonasis June 16, 2016

friendjack

verb. upon breaking up with a partner, the partner steals all the friends that you've had during the relationship, leaving you friendless.

Bitch friendjacked me!
She friendjacked the shit out of him when they broke up.
He was the victim of a serious friendjacking.

by Mudbone February 1, 2008

friendfic

A friendfiction is just like a fanfiction but instead of using characters from a show/movie/book, you use real life people. Mostly your friends. Hence the name, 'friendfic'. If you have no friends, I'm sorry. But you can always use people you stalk on the Internet! Some of the friendfics can get pretty sexual or gruesome. So be prepared.

I wrote a friendfic about you. It got weird.

by Craylay921 November 17, 2013

friendsimp

A person who simps for people so they will be their friend. (friendsimp sounds like friendship).
For example, acting like a person for them to like you. Or snapping someone back in seconds even though they take 17 hours to snap you back. Sort of like a simp in the friend zone. NOT a word you want to be referred to as.

Taylor is such a friendsimp she won’t leave me alone!

by hakeyrat May 1, 2020