fremont

a city in california that is 20 minutes away from stanford university. it is in the middle of two national parks, and the people there are some of the nicest ever.

is often confused with vermont.

Person 1: I live in Fremont!

Person 2: VERMONT? Thats not in California...

Person 1: I said Fremont...

by TrollOfGBSP January 2, 2012

Fremont

City in CA with a population of 200,000. Has all classes of wealth; upper, middle and lower, making it a true city. Best city in the Bay Area. Very diverse unlike Livermore, Pleasanton and all those other towns over the hills unfortunate enough to feel the cool ocean breezes as the lucky residents of Fremont.

I felt so uncomfortable beating the Pleasanton class I team in soccer and seeing some of their players at Stoneridge while I was carrying a Bebe's and Banana Republic bag and them only carrying a Macy's bag...it's not as diverse as it is in Fremont.

by decorated emercency September 4, 2006

Fremont Fingertrap

When you stick your finger in a man/woman's anal cavity, and they proceed to angrily clench their sphincter, crushing your helpless digit in the process. The pain may persist for weeks afterward.

Yeah, so I was hitting on this flamingly gay indian guy after basketball, he was actually Indian, and he ended up luring me into his really strong fremont fingertrap, boy did that hurt! I had to go to the finger doctor and the psychiatrist.

by amar's daddy October 21, 2010

Republic of Fremont

A neighborhood in Seattle, WA, mistakenly believing they are an independent state. Filled with pseudo-hippy artists and snobby artophiles. Also location to Fremont Festival, an annual summer solstice event known for its naked bicycle riders.

That guy who makes sculptures out of used meat? He's from the Republic of Fremont.

by damissy April 16, 2005

drive to fremont

A "Drive to Fremont" is when a colleague craps on your suit on a beautiful Friday morning. Usually occurs when you should otherwise be at the farmer's market getting fish tacos.

I was finishing up court when John asked me to "Drive to Fremont." Totally ruined my Friday morning.

by Clarence Gideon January 17, 2014

fremont

best fuckin city in the whole of cali

shitt...i wish i lived in fremont

by dunno May 3, 2003

Vanguard Career Center, Fremont, Ohio

Vanguard Career Center is an alternate high school in Northern Ohio for displaced students who have yet to do anything productive other than take speed and smoke pot. It's also a great place to go for fat kids, ghetto kids, or any other kids that would be made fun of in a real high school. At Vanguard, they're considered cool.

(In a regular high school): "Dude... you are such a dork and you have no friends."

(At Vanguard Career Center, Fremont, Ohio): "Dude... you are so fucking cool and you have a ton of friends."

by potsmokinmotherfucker January 25, 2013