Freddy Mercury

A thermometer is placed in the ass and then placed in the mouth to find temperature.

John was feeling sick, he went to the doctor and ended up getting a Freddy Mercury.

by pizzalovingbastard March 5, 2011

Freddy Mercury

gay man

freddy mercury was a gay man

by booglie booglie December 5, 2021

Freddy Mercury Flu

Human immunodeficiency virus (HIV) causes acquired immunodeficiency syndrome (AIDS) and interferes with the body's ability to fight infections. The virus can be transmitted through contact with infected blood, semen, or vaginal fluids.

You've been sick and coughing for weeks and it sounds like it's getting worse. Are you sure you don't have the Freddy Mercury Flu?

by User202 October 14, 2019

Freddy Mercury Poisoning

AIDS

Kyle: Dam dude did you hear Ethan died of Freddy mercury poisoning?
Ben: No, I thought he just had HIV

by bigbirdisfaster April 10, 2019

Pulling a Freddy Mercury

1. Getting into a relationship with someone of the opposite gender and then realizing you’re gay, so then you have to break up with them.

2. Having so much sex that you get aids and die

1. Jasmine was pulling a Freddy Mercury in our relationship!
2. Uncle Han was pulling a Freddy Mercury, he had so much sex he got aids and died, what a Chad!

by TheUnappreciated August 8, 2021

freddy mercurys

Armpits, especially hairy ones. Reference to lead singer from Queen, who frequently displayed his armpits in photos and video.

"Show us your freddy mercurys!"

by Jake Card April 8, 2006