fosticate

(Noun) Used in a way that it sounds highly intelligent, yet has no true meaning.

Person A: Reginald, tell me again how you received your Nobel Prize.

Person B: Certainly, Vincent. I rationally hypothesized how to fosticate a quantum time warp, which resulted in my thesis of a space-time continuum. Indubitively, this developed a new field in cognitive learning, and granted me the Nobel Prize for Fostication.

Person A: Impressive.

by MuffinMan217 October 27, 2010

festicate

To F with.

Don't festicate with me.

by Nathonel April 23, 2017

Fisticated

When one is constipated then, has someone fist their asshole to pull out the poop.

Girl: Oh honey, not tonight, I'm so constipated!"

Guy: "You just need to be fisticated!"

by simmie April 4, 2015

Festinate

To hurry or hasten to complete one's work, especially to meet a deadline.

One has not been a student if one has not had to festinate madly on a project at one point or another

Michael spent his entire Friday in a state of frenzied festination as he did his best to make it look like he hadn't been idly sitting at his work desk during the last four days

by Charlemagne1993 June 17, 2017

Rockford fosgate

Maker of the loudest, most reliable and best sounding sub woofers and in car entertainment in the world.

Most popular models include the T1 & T2 and Punch series

Dave: Oi can here that mate?
Nick: Yeah mate, thats gotta be Matt, he got a new rocky setup, its sik.
*Matt drived up*
Matt: Check this shit yo, 2 12inch rocky's, 2.5kw amp, and a dvd deck in the dash.
Dave: Whats a rocky?
Nick: Rockford Fosgate, get with the times yo.
Random neighbour: Oi, oi, shut that thing off its shaking my whole house.
Matt: Yeaya!

by Matt 'Beat Machine' Jackson August 6, 2006

fustigate

To beat with a stick or a club.

"Go fustigate yourself"

by Raych December 20, 2004

ostigate

1. To experience discomfort or illness as a result of overindulgence or overexposure to something or someone. Usually pertains to overindulgence of sweet or fattening foods, but could also apply to a person.

1. Michelle was completely ostigated after eating a whole pack of gummy bears in the movie theatre.

2. John's presence is totally ostigating me; his aura is just so overwhelming.

by SCOTTinScotland November 8, 2005